A Rather Distraught Spoon (Cookbook Giveaway!)

A stop motion video of a spoon performing a poem

A rather distraught spoon recites a poem about the trials and tribulations of baking from my book FRUIT CAKE: Recipes for the Curious Baker (William Morrow, 2020)

The oven’s preheated
The butter’s well-beated
The dry’s folded into the wet
The chocolate is melted
The vanilla sweet smellded
The timer is precisely set
The pan has been filled Anticipation builds
Will it be a delight or a dread?
You forgot the sugar
Too late to recover

F#©k it I’m going to bed
— Fruit Cake: Recipes for the Curious Baker